If my nickname was Hairy Potter
I would build countries of fur
and make monkeys rule our life-
too much democracy!
we should cry
feeding our witches to red dragons
and blue fairies.
If I was Harry Potter
I would melt your poems
in a joint
pass it to hundreds of pigeons
and form a huge colony
of naughty birds,
then escalate the White House
on sequoia.
Can you reach me?