- Oh, mighty King! Oh, mighty Lord!
Throw this one over board!
For he doesn't have a clue
About what a man is supposed to do!

- Look, my King! Oh, mighty Lord!
Her tongue is like an evil sword
She doesn't speak, she truly roars
My days with her are endless wars.

- Silence! Of this I had enough
My ears are not that tough!
The mighty Lord and King of Cup
Made a sign and all stood up.

- I see, Milady, you're a shrew
You only want his life to screw.
But, dear Sir, you're just as vain
As the Lady you here complain.

My wisdom now I give to you
Forget the problems you once knew
And try to live your lives in peace
Or both of you the tongue shall miss.